Anand Nataraj

• Tries to use credit card in road side hotel.
• Drinks and carries mineral water and always speaks of health conscious.
• Sprays duo such so that he doesn’t need to take bath.
• Sneezes and says ‘Excuse me’.
• Says “Hey” instead of  “Hi”.

       Says “Yogurt” instead says “Curds”.
       Says “Cab” instead of “Taxi”.
       Says “Candy” instead of “Chocolate”.
       Says “Cookie” instead of “Biscuit”.
       Says “Free Way” instead of “Highway”.
       Says “got to go” instead of “Have to go”.
       Says “Oh” instead of “Zero”, (for 704, says Seven Oh Four Instead of Seven Zero Four)

• Doesn’t forget to crib about air pollution. Keeps cribbing every time he steps out.
• Says all the distances in Miles (Not in Kilo Meters), and counts in Millions. (Not in Lakhs)
• Tries to figure all the prices in Dollars as far as possible (but deep down the heart multiplies by 43 times).
• Tries to see the % of fat on the cover of a milk pocket.
• When need to say Z (zed), never says Z (Zed), repeats “Zee” several times, if the other person unable to get, then says X, Y Zee(but never says Zed)
• Writes date as MM/DD/YYYY, on watching traditional DD/MM/YYYY, says “Oh! British Style!!!!”
• Makes fun of Indian Standard Time and Indian Road Conditions.
• Even after 2 months, complaints about “Jet Lag”.
• Avoids eating more chili (hot) stuff.
• Tries to drink “Diet Coke”, instead of Normal Coke.
• Tries to complain about any thing in India as if he is experiencing it for the first time.
• Pronounces “schedule” as “skejule”, and “module” as “mojule”.
• Looks speciously towards Hotel/Dhaba food.

Few more important

• From the luggage bag, does not remove the stickers of Airways by which he traveled back to India, even after 4 months of arrival.
• Takes the cabin luggage bag to short visits in India, tries to roll the bag on Indian Roads.

Ultimate one

• Tries to begin conversation with “In US ….” or “When I was in US…”

Be Sociable, Share!

• 
• 
• 
• 
• 
• 
• 
• 
• 
• 

• 
• 
• 
• 
• 
• 
• 
• 

Twitter

RT @Goku: #WorstValentinesGifts: DragonBall & a note saying: "Your boyfriend Yamcha died. This is to get you started. Have fun finding the other six!" Sat, 11 Feb 2012 20:09:11 +0000

@CHANTALIZING good taste! U have fun last night? Sat, 11 Feb 2012 20:09:11 +0000

I get so bored, I make outfits for fun! I have 3 outfits for daily/casual. And 2 concert outfits on my Instagram! Sat, 11 Feb 2012 20:09:11 +0000

New VENOM Battery Monitor Loads Of Fun And Perfect For Year-Round Radio Control Enjoyment: The Venom Battery Mon... http://t.co/1Hnbt9Mp Sat, 11 Feb 2012 20:09:11 +0000

Hey @NonprofitIL @the_playground hosts fundraisers for Non-profits that are fun & easy. We hosted Mercy for Animals last night. Tons of Fun! Sat, 11 Feb 2012 20:09:10 +0000

#instagram366 #43/366 still poorly but having fun with my puzzle http://t.co/gqkp3RCK Sat, 11 Feb 2012 20:09:10 +0000

Ravensburger Tiger - 5000 Piece Puzzle: Our puzzles are a perfect way to relax after a long day or for fun famil... http://t.co/ldGB3EfW Sat, 11 Feb 2012 20:09:10 +0000

ignore Emma day must be fun Sat, 11 Feb 2012 20:09:10 +0000

Fun day today ^-^ Sat, 11 Feb 2012 20:09:10 +0000

#ourfebphotos #water in frozen form, finally. Although it might ruin my fun date night which is making me gr http://t.co/Cix8WnGL Sat, 11 Feb 2012 20:09:10 +0000

masked balls are such fun! Sat, 11 Feb 2012 20:09:10 +0000

RT @JosieeFayee: No, I'm not single. I'm in a long-term relationship with fun and freedom. Sat, 11 Feb 2012 20:09:10 +0000

@seppichdaily I've been to a hog roast. It was fun. & the pig tasted amazing! Good thing I don't keep Kosher.... ;) lol Sat, 11 Feb 2012 20:09:09 +0000

NUK Gerber Fun Grips Cup, 10 Ounce, 2 Pack (4 Count), Pink/Yellow and Blue/Yellow: Gerber Graduates FunGrips Spi... http://t.co/arM8Eowp Sat, 11 Feb 2012 20:09:09 +0000

@seattlechris33 ah hell you didn't know what it meant? I bet that was a fun convo Sat, 11 Feb 2012 20:09:09 +0000

Blogs

Gloria Estefan's 'Hotel Nacional' Is Good Campy Fun (LISTEN)
Gloria Estefan's video release for "Hotel Nacional" is part "Rocky Horror Picture Show," part French cabaret, part rave and part Cuban dance hall. The video follows two characters who resemble Janet and Brad from "Rocky ...
Another Fun Fact - Hot Corner - Baseball Nation
News, analysis and opinion from the fan perspective.
A Fun Release: Nepomuk TV Namer 0.2 | Trueg's Blog
A Fun Release: Nepomuk TV Namer 0.2. Posted on February 11, 2012. As requested I prepared a release of the TV Show managing thingi I implemented. You can download it from download.kde.org mirrors at ...
Tax Time is Fun : Awful Library Books
Okay, maybe not fun. But I am the weirdo librarian that really likes tax time at the library. I think this is great opportunity for librarians to talk to patrons, especially the elusive NON library user. Of course we don't give tax advice, ...

Facebook

Nancy Gilpen

Anson Bong

Luz Rangel

Jesse Shields

Adna Bentley

Christopher J. Kerper

Rick Vanbesien

Andrew Thompson

Amber Lewandowski

Bryant Feyler

Sarah Mporetsi

Maureen Novicki

Jonathan Wheeler

Maria Martinez Vargas

Jimmy Jj James

Powered by WordPress SEO Tools

• Escape Great Escape
• What if Columbus had been Married?
• What is Appraisal?
• Women are always powerful
• Impact of job change
• If you are Bored – Ten read this
• Peak of Confidence!!!
• Ten years back – Part I
• Peak of exaggeration
• Funny GYM experience

3 Responses to “Things an Indian does after returning from abroad”