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Pakistan Jokes
June 28th, 2010 | 
Author: Mohammed, a Pakistani child,  entered his classroom on the first day of school in Ohio (USA)
“What is your name?” Â - asked the teacher.
“Mohammed”. . .. – answered the kid.
“You are in America now.  From now on your name  will be Johnny,” -replied the teacher.
In the evening, Mohammed  returned home. “How was your day, Mohammed?” - asked his mother.
“My name is not Mohammed. I’m in America and now my name is Johnny.”
“Ah, are you ashamed of your name, are you trying to dishonor your parents, your heritage, your religion? Shame on you!” - and she beat him.
Then she called his father and he too beat him.
The next day Mohammed returned to school..
When the teacher saw him with all the bruises she asked, “What happenedto you little Johnny”?
Well madam, 4 hours after I becoming an American,  I was attacked by two Pakistani’s At home.”
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Peak of Confidence!!!
 It is an un-crewed aircraft. Each one of the CEOs is then told, privately, that their company’s software is running the aircraft’s automatic pilot system.Â
 Nineteen of the CEOs promptly leave the aircraft, each offering a different type of excuse.Â
 One CEO alone remains on board the jet, seeming very calm indeed. Asked why he is so confident in this first un-crewed flight, he replie:Â
 “If it is the same software that’s developed by my company’s IT systems department, this plane won’t even take off.” !!!!Â
That is called Confidence!!!Â
Chinese detective humor
Warning: This post consists of some adult materials and if you are below 18 kindly don’t read further.
A guy suspected that his wife was cheating on him, so he hired a Chinese detective… The cheapest one he could find.
This is his report:
Most honorable sir,
You leave house. I watch house. He come house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she go hotel. I climb tree. I look window. He kiss she. She kiss he. He strip she. She strip he.. He play with she. She play with he. I play with me. I fall off tree. I no see.
No fee,
Cheng Lee
