MBA Student Vs BE Student
A MBA and a BE student go on a camping tripset up their tent, and fell asleep.
Some hours later, the BE wakes his MBA friend and says
“Look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”
The MBA replies, “I see millions of stars
The BE asks, “What does that tell you?”
The MBA ponders for a minute
“Astronomically speaking it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo
Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three
Theologically, it’s evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
What does it tell you?”
The BE is silent for a moment, then speaks.
“Practically. ..Someone has stolen our tent
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![]() | @engelcam I'll be there to take a swim break after reffing. Sat, 11 Feb 2012 16:04:53 +0000 |
![]() | @Caryn_Alyse |sounds too cool. I wiah we could be there too! Sat, 11 Feb 2012 16:04:53 +0000 |
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If you comfortably sitting next to a window in a stuffy loaded matatu...then you house must be a rat hole #upukaTB ! Sat, 11 Feb 2012 16:04:53 +0000 |
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![]() | You fight like a married couple, you talk like best friends, and you flirt like first loves, so obviously it's meant to be. Sat, 11 Feb 2012 16:04:53 +0000 |
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![]() | @JetLife_Style what time you gotta be back round your way? Like to get ready for work Sat, 11 Feb 2012 16:04:53 +0000 |
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