Jokes that made rounds during Primary Education Days

Had a lot of time this Sunday & was thinking about the silly & stupid jokes which we use to ROFL…

Plot: There were three friends NOBODY, SOMEBODY & ANYBODY… In an argument Nobody kills Somebody which was witnessed by Anybody… Anybody calls Police to complain…

Anybody: Nobody killed Somebody…
Police: Non-sense what is your name?
Anybody: My name is Anybody…
Police: Grrrrrr

Plot: There were two birds two’s more & one’s more… A hunter kills Two’s more…

Story Teller: Now which bird is alive??
Listener: One’s more…
Story Teller:  There were two birds two’s more & one’s more… A hunter kills Two’s more…

Loop continues…

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